Choose Windows. Choose the Millennium.
Choose engineering with a fucking mouse.
Choose IIS. Choose SQL Server.
Choose VB, IE, ASP, and a fucking big NT...
Choose SMB and end up wondering why your passwords are on that shitty site.

Choose a future. Choose Micro$oft!
But why would I want to do a thing like that?
I choose not to choose: I choose something else.
And the reasons? There are too many reasons.
Who needs reasons when you've got Linux?
"He who gets off the route
will get a firewall slammed on his face
 
               -- Fritz, 3:16"
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 (Kicking Ass Since 1994)
PS: Bend Over 'coz we're right behind you!!

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